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BREAKING NEWS: Doodlepip graduates to "Working Title: Doodlepip" to further demonstrate how in construction it is. Mad hit with the masses.
And now for the weather: Look on your accuweather app...that's what it is...albeit with a slight chance of being wrong.
In Other News: Arting now associated with the word Farting, members of the internet confused.
DoodlePip Tip: If a mime swears, their mother washes their hands.
Sports: Turn on the interwebs, go to sports. That's what it is.
Quote of the month: "I...I have no idea what I'm doing sometimes...okay fine....all the time. Just winging it. Mmm..buffalo wings." - Aurocard
BREAKING NEWS: New psychic Seeforth Salubri predicts winners of 2202's Artistic Events, forgets to tell everyone that he's numerically dyslexic...hence why there was no winners.
Definition of the month - Arting : (v) (Pronounced Ahr-Teng) - The act of being creative with artistic measures. Doddling, writing, scultping, any medium used to make brain space a reality.
DoodlePip Tip: If your nose runs and your feet smell...you're built backwards.
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And now for the weather: Look out your window. That's what it is.
BREAKING NEWS: Aurocard caught sticky fingered while trying to code forum. Buffalo wings to blame, claims Aurocard.